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Donut Response Team

Donut Response Team

$23.75 USD
$23.75 USD
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TACTICAL DONUT RESPONSE TEAM (TDRT)

Sprinkles. Sarcasm. Suppression.

When things go sideways, this is the elite unit that shows up 30 seconds after the action ends — box of donuts in one hand, zero regrets in the other.

Whether you’re law enforcement, fire, EMS, or just someone with tactical cholesterol and bad coping skills, this shirt identifies you as part of a highly specialized response force: the Donut-Eating, Bullshit-Deflecting, Emotionally-Detached Division.

 

 

🍩 Features (besides powdered sugar stains):

  • Next Level N6210 tee – Built for duty, chaos, and post-call naps
  • 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/poly – Soft enough for the cruiser, durable enough for the lineup
  • Pre-shrunk – Because the only thing that should shrink is morale
  • Athletic fit – Hugs the carbs and forgives the “rest days”
  • Tear-away tag – So nothing distracts you from snack-based operations

 

 

$23.75 – $28.75

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited “Where’s the donuts?” jokes. Respond with violence as needed.

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