FIRST DUE NOT FIRST RODEO

FIRST DUE, NOT FIRST RODEO:

Mask up or shut up. This ain’t a drill.

You know the type — boots still warm from the dryer, still practicing donning SCBA like it’s a TikTok trend. Meanwhile, your crew’s already off the rig, stretching lines, and looking for victims before Command finishes saying “Alpha side.”

This shirt is for the ones who’ve been first due on enough working fires to know the difference between chaos and protocol — and choose chaos every damn time.

🔥 Features:

• Next Level N6210 tee – Light, durable, and doesn’t quit mid-assignment
• 60/40 cotton-poly blend – Smooth like your fireground flow, strong like your nozzle grip
• Pre-shrunk – Because nothing else around here is
• Athletic fit – Shows off the shoulders that carry the shift
• Tear-away tag – Because irritation should only come from probie questions

$23.75 – $28.75

Warning: Shirt may cause spontaneous backstep nostalgia, increased sarcasm, and violent eye rolls toward clipboard-carrying officers.