GLAZED AND CRAZED

GLAZED AND CRAZED:

Stacked. Jacked. Carb-Backed.

For the ones who deadlift rage, fuel with donuts, and threaten retirement at least twice a week.

This shirt wasn’t made for soft hands or stable sleep schedules. It’s for the savage running on three hours of sleep, five shots of espresso, and zero tolerance for bullshit. If you’ve ever screamed internally during a safety briefing or bench-pressed your trauma just to feel something — this tee’s got your name on it.

Shirt Features (a.k.a. What You’re Actually Paying For)

• 60/40 Cotton-Poly Blend – Soft enough for PR selfies, tough enough to survive a barbell dragging across your chest.
• Pre-shrunk – Gains stay big, shirts stay the same. No dryer betrayal here.
• Side-seamed – Built like your squat form: clean, stable, unshakeable.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – Reinforced for heavy lifts and heavier flexing in front of gym mirrors.
• Tear-away label – Because itch tags ruin pump day, and rage-quitting over a neck tag is not a good look.
• Lightweight (4.3 oz.) – Light on your body, heavy on your enemies.
• CVC Blend – “Curls, Violence, & Chest-day” blend. Feels premium, lifts with purpose.
• Athletic fit – Hugs delts, forgives donuts. Made for pecs, not dad bods (but we won’t tell).
• Slightly heathered – Hides sweat, blood, chalk, and that one time you cried mid-leg day.