I R GRUNT

I R GRUNT:

Me grunt. Me lift. Me break. Me no think.

This shirt speaks fluent Grunt — minimal syllables, maximum aggression. If you’ve ever headbutted a Kevlar, filled out a range card in crayon, or needed a translator to deal with S1… this one’s for you.

Whether you’re stacking bodies or stacking cases of Rip-Its, you don’t need a lot of words — just boots, bullets, and blind loyalty to whoever’s yelling loudest.

🔫 Features:

• Next Level N6210 tee – Tough enough for field ops, comfy enough for barracks naps
• 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/poly – Smooth like your last safety brief wasn’t
• Pre-shrunk – Like your brain after 10 years in the infantry
• Athletic fit – Shows off the gains, hides the trauma
• Tear-away tag – Because tags are for POGs

$23.75 – $28.75

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in low growls, aggressive nods, and confusion during PowerPoint presentations. Batteries not included. IQ optional.