ONLY GRUNTS

ONLY GRUNTS:

No filters. No feelings. Just fire superiority.

There’s no premium subscription. No private content. Just dudes who haven’t showered in 9 days, carrying 80 pounds of gear, eating MREs like it’s fine dining. This shirt is for the boots, the broke, the emotionally unavailable — and every grunt who thinks “self-care” is using baby wipes before racking out on a skid.

Forget roses and long walks — we’re talking dirt naps, trench foot, and back blasts that ruin friendships.

🔥 Features:

• Next Level N6210 – Infantry-grade comfort (meaning it won’t chafe during your next field op)
• 60/40 cotton-poly blend – Just like you: soft on the outside, dead inside
• Pre-shrunk – Won’t shrink like that cherry under fire
• Athletic fit – Built to flex on supply or reenlistment regret
• Tear-away tag – So you can stay angry about important things, like SOPs and chow

$21.26 – $26.26

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited stories about your last field exercise, and at least one bad decision in the barracks.