SIMBA

Tiki Bar Defense Tee

Camp Simba Approved. Monkey Certified. Morale Optional.

This one’s for the warriors of the wire who know the real front line isn’t on a map—it’s between the smoke pit and the tiki bar. Inspired by every “classified” AO that somehow ends in flip-flops, a CAT tourniquet, and a monkey with better judgment than your squad leader.

Featuring a battle-hardened skeleton on permanent R&R, this shirt honors the art of doing everything and nothing at once. Whether you were posted at Camp Simba or just spiritually stationed there, you already get the joke.

Details:

• 4.3 oz. of pure freedom
• 60% combed ringspun cotton / 40% polyester jersey — soft enough to sleep in, tough enough to survive the mangroves.
• Heathered look, because nothing at Camp Simba is fully operational, including your mental health
• Pre-shrunk to avoid surprise shrinkage (unlike your last deployment check… because it was not tax free)
• 1x1 baby rib-knit collar: grips your neck like a first sergeant’s disappointment
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — for when you carry the entire squad
• Tear-away label, because nobody likes scratchy tags or itchy comms
• Side-seamed for structure, even if your squad has none 
  
• Tagline: “Where the stars are drones… and moral is painted on the wall of the towers”… yes, we all know who it was.