SNACKOLOGIST

SNACKOLOGIST:

SDG – Snacktical Development Group

“Pride in the Work. Shame in the Snacks.”

Welcome to the trauma bay where hope checks in and dignity taps out. You’re not just a nurse, tech, doc, or CNA — you’re a certified snackologist, fueled by sarcasm and vending machine debris.

Your shifts are chaos with a side of crackers, and the only thing sharper than your trauma shears is your mouth.

🏥 This shirt is for you if:

• You’ve charted a full trauma code while housing a pack of peanut M&Ms.
• You’ve eaten lunch at 0400… from a specimen cup.
• You can start a line, drop a tube, and throw shade — simultaneously.

🩺 Product Specs:

• Next Level N6210 – Tough enough to survive a code brown, soft enough for your 2-minute nap.
• Material: 60/40 ringspun cotton/poly – breathable under lead, flexible for hallway brawls.
• Fit: Forgiving — for both your figure and your life choices.

👊 ER Culture, Certified:

 Just as chaotic as the waiting room on Saturday night. 

Because when the world burns, you don’t run — you triage, snack, and run the damn show.

$28.75 – $33.75

Wear it under your scrubs, over your trauma fatigue, or straight into the next disaster shift.

This one’s for the midnight med passers, the med room ragers, and the “just give me 5 minutes and a granola bar” crowd.