SNACKTICIAN DISPATCH

SNACKTICIAN DISPATCH:

Snacktical Development Group – Fueled by stress, sarcasm, and vending machine cuisine.

 This one’s for the unsung heroes holding it down behind the scenes — the voice in the void, the calm in your Category 5 meltdown, the Snacktician who hasn’t peed in 9 hours but knows every unit’s location and blood type.

While the street crews play hero with hose lines and halligans, you’re triaging five calls, dispatching six agencies, and unjamming the printer with a Slim Jim in your mouth. You don’t wear a cape — you wear a headset… and maybe a hoodie with a questionable number of snack crumbs in the pockets.

 📟 Key Features:

• Next Level N6210 CVC Tee – As durable as your patience with a frequent flyer.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton / 40% poly – Because you’ve earned something comfy between panic attacks.
• Colors to match the dispatch mood board: midnight caffeine crash, tactical despair, and snack-fueled survival.

📝 Dispatch Notes:

• “SDG” = Snacktician Development Group – Elite. Highly caffeinated. Morally flexible.
• Fitness plan: 10,000 steps pacing during a multi-agency pursuit.
• Meal prep: A drawer full of expired granola bars and regret.

$28.75 – $33.75

Rep your seat at the comms throne. Mic down. Snacks up.