Five points apparel
SNACKTICIAN FIRE
SNACKTICIAN FIRE
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SNACKTICIAN FIRE:
SDG – Snacktical Development Group
“Pride in the Work. Shame in the Snacks.”
When the tones drop, you’re out the door in 60 seconds.
When snacks drop? Gone in 5.
You’re the first one in, last one to bed, and somewhere between calls, you’ve developed an elite-level addiction to whatever’s left in the pantry — expired jerky, communal chips, mystery chili… doesn’t matter.
🔥 This tee is for the firefighter who:
- Has inhaled Pop-Tarts mid-gear-up.
- Thinks “restock the engine snacks” should be on the daily checklist.
- Has survived on coffee, air, and beef sticks through a 48-hour tour.
🧯 Shirt Details:
- Next Level N6210 CVC Crew – Just like you: durable, soft, and worn in all the wrong places.
- Fabric: 60/40 cotton-poly blend — breathes better than your SCBA.
- Fit: Tailored for tactical snacking and bunker gear mobility.
💣 Design Hits:
- Front: Your Snacktician Fire badge — subtle enough to pass inspection, bold enough to earn respect.
- Back: SDG logo with firefighter flair. Bright. Loud. Undeniable.
$28.75 – $33.75
Engine, truck, or squad — doesn’t matter. If you’ve ever faked a supply closet inventory to eat in peace, this one’s yours.
For the red-line riding, midnight-run crushing, protein-bar scavengers that keep the firehouse running and the snack shelf empty — this one hits home.
Wear it proud. Fight fire. Devour snacks. Repeat





