SNACKTICIAN LAW

SDG – Snacktical Development Group

“Pride in the Work. Shame in the Snacks.”

You’re cuffing junkies, writing reports, dodging spit, and housing gas station jerky like it’s gourmet.

You work in a world where everything is allegedly your fault and every meal is interrupted by a call to hell.

But you still show up — caffeinated, underpaid, and snack-deprived.

🚔 This shirt is for you if:

You’ve eaten a crushed Pop-Tart off your duty belt.
You’ve called dispatch with a mouth full of trail mix.
You’ve logged more hours with Slim Jims than your own family.

👮‍♂️ Specs for the Job:

Next Level N6210 CVC Tee – Tough, reliable, and doesn’t wrinkle under pressure.
Material: 60/40 ringspun cotton/poly blend — breathable through Kevlar.
Fit: As forgiving as your last warning.

$28.75 – $33.75

Wear it under your vest, to the range, or into the breakroom warzone where the last honey bun is always under surveillance.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a salute to the protectors, the enforcers, the snack-hoarding savages who make the law run smoother — one bite at a time.

Now book ’em, bag it, and throw that wrapper in evidence.