SNACKTICIAN MED

SNACKTICIAN MED:

SDG – Snacktical Development Group

“Pride in the Work. Shame in the Snacks.”

Congratulations, you’re not just a medic — you’re a mobile life support technician, rolling trauma counselor, and street-corner cardiologist with a PhD in sarcasm and a minor in microwave burritos.

You didn’t choose this job for the fame or fortune — you chose it because nothing hits quite like a Code 3 and a gas station chimichanga at 0200.

🚑 Product Details:

• Next Level N6210 Tee – Strong enough to lift a 400-lb frequent flyer, soft enough to nap in between calls.
• Fabric: 60/40 ringspun cotton/poly blend – Because Kevlar’s too itchy and scrubs are for rookies.
• Fit: Athletic-ish — perfect for hiding the trauma, snacks, and caffeine shakes.

🧃 Medic Life Highlights:

• Pre-shift meal: Monster, beef jerky, and a questionable muffin.
• Therapeutic interventions: Pulse, pressure, and passive-aggressive swearing.
• Primary gear: Shears, sarcasm, and a cooler full of crushed dreams.

💀 Back Print (SDG):

You’re not just out here saving lives — you’re doing it one snack and one snarky comment at a time.

This shirt is for the “ride or die” crowd who mostly just rides… but has definitely seen some people die.

$28.75 – $33.75

Throw this on before your 24-hour shift, and let ’em know the medic showed up — snacks in hand, fucks in short supply.