SNACKTICIAN MIL

SNACKTICIAN MIL:

SDG – Snacktical Development Group

“Pride in the Work. Shame in the Snacks.”

You’ve survived on MRE peanut butter and rage.

You’ve traded dip for Pop-Tarts, hoarded protein bars like contraband, and called it “nutrition” because chow was two clicks and a gunfight away.

This shirt isn’t for gym bros or PX posers. It’s for the real ones who eat like raccoons, lift like animals, and still somehow pass height/weight.

💣 Designed for the warrior who:

• Eats faster than you shoot.
• Treats pogey bait like currency.
• Has packed an extra pouch… for snacks.

🏷️ Specs for Deployment or the Barracks:

• Next Level N6210 CVC Crew – Feels better than fresh socks on Day 30.
• Fabric: 60/40 cotton/poly – breathable enough for the desert, tight enough to flex in the gym.
• Fit: Battle-tested, snack-approved.

⚔️ Graphic Hits:

• Front: The Snacktician badge with that green-glow night vision energy.
• Back: SDG logo — fluorescent, chaotic, unapologetic. Just like your team room.

$28.75 – $33.75

You’ve stacked bodies, cases of Monster, and beef jerky wrappers.

Time to add a shirt to the pile.

For the lifters, the ruckers, the snack smugglers, and every E-4 mafia member who has ever eaten 4,000 calories before 0900… this one’s yours.

Snack loud. Lift heavy. Stay lethal.