Stretching Service

SPECIAL NIGHT TIME STRETCHING SERVICE:

Available after 2200. No questions, no witnesses.

For those in the know, “stretching lines at night” means one of two things: you’re either on a working fire… or you’re doing secret cardio behind the bay doors. Either way, someone’s sweating, someone’s regretting, and someone’s definitely filing a silent report to the group chat.

This shirt is for the seasoned scumbags, the night shift instigators, and every line-stretching legend who understands what “checking the rig” really means after dark.

🚒 Features:

• Next Level N6210 tee – Built for late-night calls, bad decisions, and post-stretch naps
• 60/40 cotton-poly blend – Smooth enough for second base, tough enough for overhaul
• Pre-shrunk – Won’t shrink under pressure… unlike your last attempt at discretion
• Athletic fit – Highlights the dad bod or the deadlift. Your choice.
• Tear-away tag – Because itchy tags ruin the mood (and your rhythm)

$23.75 – $28.75

Warning: Shirt may lead to bunkroom rumors, locker room stares, and spontaneous inspections of “hydrant handling technique.”