suck less

SUCK LESS:

Motivational? Technically. Encouraging? Barely. Accurate? Always.

This shirt isn’t a suggestion. It’s a lifestyle. “Suck Less” is the sacred mantra of salty NCOs, senior medics, shift leads, and everyone who’s been forced to tolerate stupidity before caffeine. If you’ve ever had to watch a boot fumble a nozzle, a new guy jam the copier, or a coworker proudly forget their own birthday shift — this shirt is for you.

It’s not toxic. It’s tradition.

🫡 Features:

• Next Level N6210 tee – Built for sarcasm, sweat, and smoke breaks
• 60/40 cotton-poly blend – Soft enough to nap in, tough enough to wear while judging others
• Pre-shrunk – Unlike your patience
• Athletic fit – So you look good even while explaining common sense… again
• Tear-away tag – Rip it off like your last shred of empathy

$21.26 – $26.26

Warning: May increase eye rolls, sarcasm output, and aggressive pointing during training evolutions.