Sucker for Green Eyes

SUCKER FOR GREEN EYES

The night was dark… but his PVS-14s were glowing.

Let’s be real — some of y’all didn’t fall in love, you just saw that green NVG shimmer reflect off a dude’s face at 0300 and caught feelings. This shirt is for every warfighter, night-stalker, and emotionally reckless operator who got operationally compromised by a silhouette and a suppressor under starlight.

Whether it was the glint of an IR strobe, that slow helmet turn, or the moment he whispered “lasing” — you were toast.

🔦 Features:

• Next Level N6210 tee – Soft enough to sleep in a Humvee, tough enough to survive a ghosted deployment romance
• 60/40 cotton-poly blend – Like night vision: smooth, reliable, slightly addictive
• Pre-shrunk – So it won’t betray you like that team guy with “no comms” after R&R
• Athletic fit – Frames your war-crush body just right under red light
• Tear-away tag – Rip it off like a band-aid on your last bit of dignity

$21.26 – $26.26

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in flashbacks, bad decisions, and sending “you up?” texts across time zones.